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Expand Up @@ -329,6 +329,18 @@ <h1>THE OMARCHS</h1>
"Two JPEGs, a gradient, and delusions of monarchy.",
"Coronation was on a Tuesday. The build was red.",
"Zero days since the last zero day, sire.",
"The kingdom runs on an AUR package maintained by a 14-year-old.",
"Wayland broke the royal screen share again, sire.",
"Your Majesty spent five hours configuring a status bar clock.",
"A sovereign nation held together by symlinks and prayers.",
"Bluetooth audio works only on alternate Tuesdays, Your Majesty.",
"Left macOS for Linux just to spend all weekend fixing sleep mode.",
"All hail the Monarch of modal editing, who still cannot exit Vim.",
"Zero commits this sprint, but the terminal transparency is immaculate.",
"The King proclaimed 'no build step,' yet built an entire desktop environment.",
"Is it an operating system, or just an excuse to avoid shipping code?",
"One does not simply pacman -Syu without a royal prayer.",
"Twelve virtual desktops, and yet no room for humility.",
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const jester = document.getElementById("jester");
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