Copyright <YEAR> <COPYRIGHT HOLDER>
The Better Options Exist License v1.0

I guarantee a better option than this software exists for your use case. I highly encourage you to use a better option. In the event that this warning does not deter you, you have permission to copy, modify, and distribute this software for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, provided you include this license, verbatim, in all copies or substatial portions of the software, along with this warning:

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. BETTER OPTIONS EXIST FOR YOUR USE CASE. THERE IS NO WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. THE COPYRIGHT HOLDER IS NOT LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIMS OR DAMAGES RESULTING FROM THIS SOFTWARE.