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5 changes: 5 additions & 0 deletions cat_jokes.txt
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🐱 Why was the cat sitting on the computer? 🖥️ To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐭
😹 What do you call a pile of kittens? 🐈 A meowntain! ⛰️
🐾 Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? 🃏 Too many cheetahs! 🐆
😸 What do cats eat for breakfast? 🥣 Mice Krispies! 🐭
🐱 Why are cats bad storytellers? 📖 They only have one tail! 😼
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🦀 Why did the crab never share? 🙅 Because he's a little shellfish! 🐚
🦀 What do you call a crab that plays baseball? 🥎 A pitcher! ⚾
🦀 Why don't crabs give to charity? 💰 They're shellfish! 😅
🦀 What did the crab say on its birthday? 🎂 Shell-ebrate good times! 🎉
🦀 How do crabs get to the beach? 🏖️ They take the shell-icopter! 🚁
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🐶 What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? 🎩 A labracadabrador! ✨
🐕 Why did the dog sit in the shade? 🌳 He didn't want to be a hot dog! 🌭
🦴 What kind of dog loves to take bubble baths? 🛁 A shampoodle! 🐩
🐾 Why are dogs bad dancers? 💃 They have two left feet! 🐕‍🦺
😂 What do you call a cold dog? 🥶 A chili dog! 🌭
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🦢 Why did the goose cross the road? 🛣️ To prove it wasn't chicken! 🐔
🪿 What do you call a goose that's a detective? 🕵️ Sherlock Gooms! 🔍
🦢 Why are geese so bad at gymnastics? 🤸 They can't stick the landing, they always waddle! 🏆
🪿 What did the goose say when it won the lottery? 🎉 Honk yeah! 💰
🦢 Why don't geese ever get lost? 🗺️ They always follow their gut instinct... and the flock! 🧭
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¿Por qué los programadores prefieren el modo oscuro? Porque la luz atrae a los bichos.