oh sorry, I actually work. this is literally my job.
not using auto commit to look cool like you do.
the type to run git commit --allow-empty -m "update" every day just to keep the graph green.
then post it on linkedin with "passionate developer" in the bio 🤣
yeah, 2,500+ contributions this year. not a bot, not an empty cron job, not a script that commits blank files at 3am so you look productive.
you know the difference between someone who actually codes and someone who just wants to look like they code? one opens VS Code, the other opens Canva to make "my github stats" graphics for twitter.
you got passion? cool. I got deadlines. turns out deadlines are way more effective than 47 motivational slides about "why I love coding" that you post on LinkedIn every week.
passion without output is just a hobby of watching youtube tutorials.
if you're really passionate, where's your repo? oh right, you got one repo and it's a fork from someone else that you never touched. incredible. the passion is strong with this one.
because I know some of you just create a repo, write a long README, and never commit again. this is different.
| project | lang | what it does |
|---|---|---|
| mikrotik-mirror | Python | RouterOS download mirror, auto-synced every 6 hours. yes it runs by itself while you sleep |
| kbbi | JavaScript | 194,692 entries from the official Indonesian dictionary. you didn't even know KBBI had an APK did you |
| vidsrc-scrapper | TypeScript | deez nuts. read the description yourself |
| regex-moderation-engine | Python | content moderation engine using regex. someone's gotta filter your bad words |
| socks5-proxy-server-cpp | C++ | SOCKS5 proxy with UDP relay support. you know what UDP is right? ...right? |
| Growtopia | C++ | botting client. don't ask why. ask why not |
| BankSampah | Java | waste management app. I care about the environment, you care about followers |
I don't make colorful badges for every language I've ever written "hello world" in. these are languages I actually use:
Python TypeScript JavaScript C++ Lua Java Kotlin Rust
if you look at this and think "wow that's a lot", it's because you only know one language and you still google how to write a for loop.
Q: why so many commits? A: because I work. try it sometime.
Q: why are your repos all over the place?
A: it's called being an engineer, not a "react developer" whose entire skill set is npx create-react-app.
Q: can you teach me? A: open google. type your question. press enter. congratulations, you just learned the most important skill in programming.
Q: why is your bio like that? A: mie ayam mie ayam mie ayam. got a problem?
if you read this far, congrats. you just wasted 2 minutes you'll never get back.
now close this tab and go do something useful.