From 90149ecd6d5edaaabbd95a74aa283db9b30071a1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Copilot Date: Wed, 5 Aug 2026 16:34:31 +0000 Subject: [PATCH 1/3] Add a light-hearted jokes section to README Co-authored-by: Copilot <223556219+Copilot@users.noreply.github.com> --- README.rst | 8 ++++++++ 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+) diff --git a/README.rst b/README.rst index f5c18f209..a2c270df6 100644 --- a/README.rst +++ b/README.rst @@ -41,3 +41,11 @@ Looks like a bowtie, no? Also because it's elegant – we hope. For more information, see `Bowtie's documentation `_. + +Bowtie Humor +------------ + +* Why did the JSON Schema break up with the YAML file? Too many trust issues – it just couldn't validate the relationship. +* What do you call a bowtie that fans in lots of schemas? Sharply dressed, and also very fast. +* Why don't JSON documents ever get lost? They always know their ``$schema``. +* An implementation walks into Bowtie and says "test me". Bowtie says, "sure, but only if you conform." From a7eeff2055bc2bd35e86e82133b36efa9e82486b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Copilot Date: Wed, 5 Aug 2026 16:37:49 +0000 Subject: [PATCH 2/3] Add Portuguese jokes to README humor section Co-authored-by: Copilot <223556219+Copilot@users.noreply.github.com> --- README.rst | 6 ++++++ 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+) diff --git a/README.rst b/README.rst index a2c270df6..dcb4093ee 100644 --- a/README.rst +++ b/README.rst @@ -49,3 +49,9 @@ Bowtie Humor * What do you call a bowtie that fans in lots of schemas? Sharply dressed, and also very fast. * Why don't JSON documents ever get lost? They always know their ``$schema``. * An implementation walks into Bowtie and says "test me". Bowtie says, "sure, but only if you conform." + +E também em português: + +* Por que o JSON terminou com o XML? Porque ele queria uma relação mais leve, sem tantas tags. +* Qual é o schema favorito do brasileiro? O que aceita ``"additionalProperties": true``. +* Por que o validador foi ao psicólogo? Porque não conseguia parar de questionar tudo: "isso é ``required`` mesmo?" From be84270020aae79c9782fd2ff2715b08b6b4af2b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Copilot Date: Wed, 5 Aug 2026 16:38:43 +0000 Subject: [PATCH 3/3] Add Japanese jokes to README humor section Co-authored-by: Copilot <223556219+Copilot@users.noreply.github.com> --- README.rst | 6 ++++++ 1 file changed, 6 insertions(+) diff --git a/README.rst b/README.rst index dcb4093ee..59f3dc896 100644 --- a/README.rst +++ b/README.rst @@ -55,3 +55,9 @@ E também em português: * Por que o JSON terminou com o XML? Porque ele queria uma relação mais leve, sem tantas tags. * Qual é o schema favorito do brasileiro? O que aceita ``"additionalProperties": true``. * Por que o validador foi ao psicólogo? Porque não conseguia parar de questionar tudo: "isso é ``required`` mesmo?" + +日本語でも: + +* JSONとXMLが喧嘩した理由は? タグの数で張り合っていたから。 +* スキーマが一番好きな挨拶は? 「はじめまして、``$ref`` です。」 +* バリデーターが眠れない理由は? 常に「これは本当に ``valid`` なのか」と考えてしまうから。