diff --git a/cat_jokes.txt b/cat_jokes.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000..65ecd3d62 --- /dev/null +++ b/cat_jokes.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +🐱 Why was the cat sitting on the computer? πŸ–₯️ To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐭 +😹 What do you call a pile of kittens? 🐈 A meowntain! ⛰️ +🐾 Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? πŸƒ Too many cheetahs! πŸ† +😸 What do cats eat for breakfast? πŸ₯£ Mice Krispies! 🐭 +🐱 Why are cats bad storytellers? πŸ“– They only have one tail! 😼 diff --git a/crab_jokes.txt b/crab_jokes.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000..6a6c7c56e --- /dev/null +++ b/crab_jokes.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +πŸ¦€ Why did the crab never share? πŸ™… Because he's a little shellfish! 🐚 +πŸ¦€ What do you call a crab that plays baseball? πŸ₯Ž A pitcher! ⚾ +πŸ¦€ Why don't crabs give to charity? πŸ’° They're shellfish! πŸ˜… +πŸ¦€ What did the crab say on its birthday? πŸŽ‚ Shell-ebrate good times! πŸŽ‰ +πŸ¦€ How do crabs get to the beach? πŸ–οΈ They take the shell-icopter! 🚁 diff --git a/dog_jokes.txt b/dog_jokes.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000..fb261dde3 --- /dev/null +++ b/dog_jokes.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +🐢 What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? 🎩 A labracadabrador! ✨ +πŸ• Why did the dog sit in the shade? 🌳 He didn't want to be a hot dog! 🌭 +🦴 What kind of dog loves to take bubble baths? πŸ› A shampoodle! 🐩 +🐾 Why are dogs bad dancers? πŸ’ƒ They have two left feet! πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί +πŸ˜‚ What do you call a cold dog? πŸ₯Ά A chili dog! 🌭 diff --git a/goose_jokes.txt b/goose_jokes.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000..65270b4fd --- /dev/null +++ b/goose_jokes.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +🦒 Why did the goose cross the road? πŸ›£οΈ To prove it wasn't chicken! πŸ” +πŸͺΏ What do you call a goose that's a detective? πŸ•΅οΈ Sherlock Gooms! πŸ” +🦒 Why are geese so bad at gymnastics? 🀸 They can't stick the landing, they always waddle! πŸ† +πŸͺΏ What did the goose say when it won the lottery? πŸŽ‰ Honk yeah! πŸ’° +🦒 Why don't geese ever get lost? πŸ—ΊοΈ They always follow their gut instinct... and the flock! 🧭 diff --git a/jokes.txt b/jokes.txt new file mode 100644 index 000000000..f9b04b13b --- /dev/null +++ b/jokes.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +ΒΏPor quΓ© los programadores prefieren el modo oscuro? Porque la luz atrae a los bichos.